March 2012
Just because a person of that race wasn't around...
Bitch
February 2012
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
When people call YOUR best friend THEIR best...
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
thewaspsnest:
pearls-curlsandasoutherngirl:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’